Thursday, May 6, 2010

Fabulous Comment on Homophobes in the Onion

If you've wondered as I have about the long list of fire-and-brimstone homophobes that turn out to be gayer than a pink suit (Haggert, Foley, Larry Craig, etc.), you'll love this oldie from the Onion which ends with this:

"I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures–like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that."

Nope, you can't. Now assume a wide stance...

1 comment:

Alex said...

> "(Haggert, Foley, Larry Craig, etc.)"

You can now add George Rekers to the list.