Men and Dogs...
will chase anything if enough of them are already chasing it.
have a tendency to howl when aroused.
will kick the crap out of each other one minute, and be best buddies the next
Women and cats, on the other hand...
will do as they please
always meant things to be as they ended up
are impervious to being forced to do what one wants them to do. One much arrange things so that they want to do it.
can have their mood dramatically altered by finding a place they like being rubbed, and rubbing it.