Friday, August 7, 2009

News One Liners

"You want to hear something positive about Sarah Palin? I'm positive she's an idiot" - CNN emailer

"If at first you don't succeed, redefine what you did as a success" - Stephen Colbert

1 comment:

hector said...

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
-- Bill Lyon