Sunday, March 9, 2008

Brent Bosell Needs Help...with his Priorities

Brent Bosell has always been a guy who has trouble with reality. Here's a guy living in a dominantly Christian country, where elected officials have an unstated requirement to pay tribute to the Abrahamic god(s), and where "liberal" has nearly become a slur, who fights for the downtrodden discriminated-against conservative Christians. That's like fighting for the rights of the downtrodden Jews in Israel. So mostly Bosell is worthy of snickers and little more, and that's where this article comes in. In it, he repeats an old lament, that conservatives get it so much worse from the media than do liberals. This time it is Barak Obama getting the supposed soft treatment while Bush and Cheney get beat up on. But of course Bosell has no sense of scale or perspective and comes off sounding like a loon. Think about the warped view of the world it would require to say something like this:

"Just start with the way they all flail with outrage when a conservative uses his full name, Barack Hussein Obama. It's not a lie. It's not a distortion. It's his name. Chris Matthews thinks this tactic is 'vicious,' this 'ethnic stuff' is 'evil.' Keith Olbermann even sneered at his fellow Bush-basher Jon Stewart for making a joke out of Obama's complete name at the Oscars. The 'mainstream' media don't just feel Obama's pain, they loudly object to any hostility whatsoever.

Ridiculing Obama's middle name stopped being funny a while ago. But the idea that the Obamaholics on TV can pound the desk and proclaim that these tame middle-name jokes are beyond the pale is utterly ridiculous. Are Olbermann and Matthews really going to claim they've been gentle with Bush and Cheney? Olbermann can suggest Bush is a totalitarian who has commenced the "beginning of the end of America," and Matthews can call Bush a "sadistic murderer" and hope for a modern-day Nuremberg trial, as if the Bushies were the Nazis, and then they have the chutzpah to complain about middle names?


So in Brent Bosell's world (which I want to visit less and less), criticizing sitting politicans for the wars they've started and the consequent loss of lives, property and national esteem, is the equivalent of using a politician's middle name to engender a racist bias against him. Really. To Bosell any distinction between the two, and the resulting difference in treatment in the media, is arbitrarily flexible, partisan, and a double-standard. This is why he plays only to the choir, and has absolutely no impact on those who didn't share his twisted view of the world in the first place.

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Stealth Creationist loses bid for Texas Board of Education

State Board of Education, District 11, Republican

Pat Hardy 59%
Barney Maddox 41%


Barney Maddox, stealth creationist candidate for the Texas Board of Education was defeated by incumbent, and good Baptist evolution acceptor Pat Hardy, despite Maddox outspending Hardy by an obscene 10-1.

Congratulations to Pat Hardy, and thanks to everyone who did their part. We must stay ever vigilant.

America's Defining Moment: the Torture Bill

Well America, it has come down to this. A bill that would restrict the CIA to using only the 19 interrogation techniques listed in the Army field manual, and would bar the CIA from using water boarding, sensory deprivation or other coercive methods to break a prisoner who refuses to answer questions, is under the threat of a veto by President Bush. His reasons? Well, forgive us for thinking we've heard this all before:

Bush has said the bill would harm the government's ability to prevent future attacks... "The bill would take away one of the most valuable tools on the war on terror, the CIA program to detain and question key terrorist leaders and operatives," deputy White House press secretary Tony Fratto said Friday.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I am sick to death of this claptrap. Other presidents waged wars, real wars, without having to violate the Geneva convention to do it, and yes, some of those presidents dealt with terrorists as well. How is it that they all could do the job without stooping to such measures, but Bush apparently cannot? How is it that Bush cannot seem to take any action against terrorists without stomping on our rights in the process?

It's simple really. It all goes back to the faith-based nature of this administration. See, when you already know the answer, you don't need intelligence. And if you know you are in the right, you don't have to care about your image in the rest of the world. All you need to do is force the people you know are guilty to admit what you know they were going to do, and all will be well. If this sounds like something out of 1984, you are getting it.

What made America great in the past was doubt. We were not like the Taliban, not so sure we were right. We entered military engagements reluctantly, in defense, and always with the understanding that it was necessary to conduct ourselves in a way that made the rest of the world glad to have us there, because you never know when we might be on the other side of the aisle.

Religious zealots here at home who attempt to force their narrow social agenda on everyone else suffer from the same problem. It never occurs to them that someone else might use the EXACT SAME methods to force a different view on THEM. Just like President Bush and his cronies can't seem to understand that by condoning torture, we not only open ourselves up to it, we give up our righteous position in the world, and expose ourselves as merely one more regime who respects nothing but the size of others' guns, and we just happen to have the biggest on the block.

Perhaps President Bush could use a conversation with John McCain on the issue. He understands. In the meantime, Ted Kennedy needs to heed his own word:

"President Bush's veto will be one of the most shameful acts of his presidency," Sen. Edward Kennedy, D-Mass., said in a statement Friday. "Unless Congress overrides the veto, it will go down in history as a flagrant insult to the rule of law and a serious stain on the good name of America in the eyes of the world."

I also hold you and the rest of congress to the same standard Mr. Kennedy. If you pantywaist Democrats and thinking Republicans (if there are any left) don't stand up to this madness and override Bush's veto, you are every bit as guilty as he is of bringing America down.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

What Conservatives Can Do for the Middle Class? Ignore Reality and Hope!

One of the more sane bloggers at Townhall is John Hawkins, and he gives us a nice summary of the conservative vision of America. I think it's worth going through and giving a reality-based assessment of the points he claims work in favor of conservatism. It illustrates well why so many of us have parted ways with the GOP of late:

"Conservatives believe in low taxes because we appreciate the fact that people work hard for their money. That's why we believe that we'll be better off as a nation if you decide where to spend your money, rather than having someone in Washington, D.C. do it for you.

The problem is that you have supported low taxes even in the face of increased government spending and the resulting deficits, creating an even greater debt burden that future citizens will have to pay. The history of Republican presidents over the last 30 years is frighteningly consistent: low taxes, no significant reduction in government spending, and frightfully large deficits. Rhetoric is cheap gentlemen. When your fiscal policy is "borrow and spend", you are wasting the common man's hard-earned wages by adding interest to his bill.

The second comment defies attachment to the real world. The government deciding how to spend your money rather than you? He makes it sound as if the government takes the money I was going to spend on Wonder bread and buys Mrs. Baird's for me instead. Individuals don't spend money on the same things government (should) spend money on. We buy bread. It buys roads, and bridges, and sewer systems.

When people make comments like this they are worshipping at the libertarian alter that intones the free market will solve all problems, since all individuals pursuing their own individual happiness always results in the most happiness for all. Except it doesn't. Any time people have to share a common, and limited resource (demand exceeds supply) with a nonzero proportional cost of usage, they run into a problem known as The Tragedy of the Commons, where each individual rationally pursuing his own happiness results in a situation with which no one is happy.

There are also issues of efficiency to consider. Take the interstate highway system. When roads were left to local jurisdictions to build, there was no sensible plan over larger land areas. Driving very long distances required a maddening zig zag of a route across states with different ideas about how to arrange their roads. It took a collective effort through government to get a straight path from Texas to Florida. In John Hawkins' world that trip would still take 15 hours instead of 8.

We have liberals in this country who think they should be able to tell you what light bulbs you should be able to use in your house, what kind of car you can drive, and what you should have your thermostat set at. Conservatives believe issues of that sort are none of their d*mn business and that this country will be better off if the American people, not government bureaucrats, make those decisions.

OK John, but what if the facts differ with your belief? What if it really is the case that we will pollute the planet to the point of killing all of our grandchildren if the government doesn't limit the bulbs we use, the cars we drive, and the energy we use? What then? Do you even allow for such a possibility?

See, this is the basic problem with modern conservatism. Hawkins' view here is based on libertarian ideology (to which I can wholeheartedly relate), not facts. It is faith-based, not reality-based. He doesn't care what the data is, because he already "knows" the answer. He is going to resist government involvement in such areas, regardless of the results. I offer the last 7 years as evidence of what kinds of results one gets when one doesn't care what they are.

Furthermore, conservatives believe that a man should be able to defend his own home. You have a Constitutional right to own a gun and a moral right to use it to defend your family and your property from criminals who want to do you harm.

I agree with this sentiment. However, I think it would play much more to the rational crowd if conservatives followed this up with calls for more efforts to keep guns out of the hands of lunatics like Cho. Let's see the NRA support mandatory prison time for convicted felons caught in possession of a firearm.

Moreover, if you rape, rob, murder or otherwise prey upon your fellow citizens, then you need to be severely punished and locked away. Sure people change and there are some criminals who can be rehabilitated. Those that do should be applauded, but our priority has to be on keeping criminals off the streets so they can't victimize innocent people.

The problem is not your willingness to put nasties away. The problem is you are too willing to put people engaging in all sorts of nonviolent, consensual behavior, away for as long or longer. We have mandatory minimum sentences for drug possession, but not rape or murder. As a result, we have over 1% of our entire population incarcerated, and guess what John? The vast majority of them didn't rape, rob, or murder anyone. No, those are the people we are letting out early because of overcrowding. Or are more prisons something else the government is supposed to borrow and spend our money on?

So this is just more ideology in lieu of data from the real world. Let all the "criminals" with no victims out of the prisons John, and then your talk of locking away all the nasties will sound like an informed opinion instead of the tough-guy posturing it is now.

Speaking of criminals, conservatives believe in putting an end to illegal immigration. Although there are plenty of out-and-out criminals who sneak into our country, most illegal aliens are decent people at heart who come here to get jobs, but they still harm Americans. They don't respect our laws, they drive up costs for the rest of us by using our hospitals and schools for free, and they take jobs from American citizens and drive down their wages. God bless anybody who wants to work for a living, but this is America and in this country, if nowhere else in the world, Americans have to come first.

I agree that Americans should come first, and that citizens should have more legal and political rights than noncitizens. But Hawkins' logic here escapes me. Illegal aliens are decent people, but they don't respect laws? And if they drive up our costs and take away our jobs as illegals, can't they do that as legals as well? It's not as if the illegal alien who works as a janitor is going to suddenly become an executive when he gets his citizenship. The only way that argument works is if one doesn't just oppose illegal immigration, but legal immigration as well. Nah, it couldn't be that.

The same thing could be said about our energy policy: Americans have to come first and shouldn't have to pay higher costs at the pump because we won't drill ANWR. Conservatives also disagree with the Democrats pushing a gas tax increase and don't think Americans should have higher fuel bills so that we can sign onto some unworkable cap and trade scheme that places a huge burden on middle class families in order to deal with "man made" global warming, a proposition that is looking more dubious by the day.

Again, this is ideology, not evidence-based reasoning. What if global warming is real, and we need higher taxes and higher fuel bills to deal with it? Then is it OK? Or are we supposed to sit and watch the problem get worse until we find a solution that conforms with Hawkins' low-taxes, low-fuel-bills ideology?

Then there's Affirmative Action. Discriminating against anyone because of his color is wrong and even if Affirmative Action hasn't done as much damage as Jim Crow laws, it's every bit as vile, immoral, unconstitutional, and un-American as those laws were.

Well, now let's not get carried away. Having a special college fund to target poor blacks is hardly in the same vileness category as Jim Crow, especially since one attempts to help the downtrodden, where the other attempts to hold them down. Still, Hawkins' general point is solid, if not a bit dated. Affirmative action doesn't seem to be that much of an issue any more, which has led to the the growing irrelevancy of people like Jesse Jackson.

We also need to make sure that people can afford health care because if you don't have your health, how much does everything else matter? Liberals will tell you the solution to our health care problem is to put the same government that's responsible for the IRS, FEMA, and ICE in charge, but since when has the federal government ever made anything more efficient, cost effective, or responsive to customers?

No, the liberals don't want the same incompetent cronies with which the current administration clogged these departments. They think it might be, I don't know, a good idea to put people in government positions who actually believe in what the government is trying to do, and have the qualifications to do it. It worked under past administrations, giving us roads, bridges, sewers, the military, the police, the fire department, etc.

Conservatives believe in taking a different path. Instead of giving tax breaks to companies for health care, we believe that they should be given directly to individuals so that you don't lose your health care if you lose your job. We also believe in driving down the cost of health care with tort reform, streamlining the regulations that make bringing a new drug to market so slow and expensive, health care savings accounts, and in allowing health insurance companies from anywhere in America to compete for business in any state. Conservatives could make health care cheaper and better for the American people if only liberals weren't so hell-bent on getting health care under the control of the federal government.

Again, Hawkins lets ideology get in the way of reasoning. The tragedy of the commons raises its ugly head again in our multi-payer health care system, which is why we have one of the most expensive and least successful (by most WHO measures) systems. It is also nonsense to talk about fixing the health care system with any kind of tax breaks, since the people lacking health care don't pay much in taxes as it is. It is ironic that people like Hawkins will bleat about how huge a proportion of taxes the rich pay when there is talk of raising their rates, and then turn around and act like it is the middle class paying all the taxes when they want to pretend tax breaks will solve, well, everything.

This is the Republican Peter Pan economic policy in a nutshell: sprinkle the magic pixie dust of tax breaks on the problem, wish real hard (some call it "praying"), and expect the problem to magically solve itself. It is exacerbated by Hawkins' suggestion that more insurance companies competing in the health care market will make the problem better, when in fact that is what has made it problematic in the first place. Competition only works when the consumer is also the buyer, and is informed. None of those things are true in our health care system, since it is employers, not individuals, that buy the insurance. Their motivation is short term cost reduction, not long term health.

Then there is a public school system which is being ruined by teachers’ unions whose first priority seems to be protecting bad teachers and whose last priority seems to be educating our children. We need to make it easier to fire bad teachers, we need merit pay for good teachers, and we need to allow parents trapped in failing schools to get vouchers so that they can send their children to the same sort of private schools that rich people do. We're already expending enough tax dollars per child to do that, but liberals would rather children be held back for life by a poor education than offend the teachers’ unions by supporting vouchers.

This is simply pie-in-the-sky nonsense that ignores what is currently happening in the education system. Teachers' Unions?! How about creationist sabatoge of the science curriculum? How about NCLB, which has reduced classrooms to a tedious exercise in rote memorizing and guessing "strategies". It doesn't make any difference how good a teacher is if merely saying "evolution" could get him harrased or fired, or if the teacher cannot cover a history course because "it isn't on the test". Hawkins is completely out of touch. It sounds like he fell through a timewarp from 15 years ago.

Moreover, if we want to make sure that we leave a better country to our children than we have today, we cannot ignore cultural issues or stand by idly while this country turns into a moral sewer. If America ceases to be a good nation, full of decent people, it will also inevitably cease to be a great nation. That's why conservatives believe in sticking up for Christianity when it comes under assault. It's why we believe the Left should leave the Boy Scouts alone. It's why we think mothers killing their own children through abortion is wrong. It's why, even though it didn't turn out to be popular, we stuck up for life in the Terri Schiavo case. It's why we have no problem saying that marriage should be between a man and a woman and ideally, it should be for life.

Again, ideology over facts. Should, should, should. All this amounts to is Hawkins saying "we aren't a moral nation unless we follow MY morals". Never mind that we have far less racism, sexism, and brutality in this nation than ever before, and that all of these issues were WORSE when those who share his view ran things. Never mind that technology like the internet has allowed us all far more freedom in what we read, and what we view for entertainment.

Nah, to Hawkins we aren't free unless the Boy Scouts can be bigoted without criticism, women can be forced to give birth to unwanted children, brain dead people are kept alive to financially bankrupt their families, and people in love are prevented from entering a legally binding relationship for life if their private parts do not match in a way that doesn't offend Hawkins. Isn't it interesting how freedom is something Hawkins only wants to extend to those who agree with him?

Hawkins' summary of the conservative position seems fair and complete, but it is hardly persuasive to a thinking educated person. Time and again, he ignores evidence in favor of ideology, and at times seems over a decade out of time with current issues. This is the problem with consrvatism in a nutshell: the idea that faith and tradition are enough, and reality can be ignored.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

The Ten Commandments Explained: It was the Drugs!

Look out you homophobic homosexuals on the religious right, we now learn that the founder of family values, Moses hisself, was on DRUGS when he saw the burning bush and wrote the 10 Commandments. I guess he forgot "Thou shalt not be a hypocrite".

"High on Mount Sinai, Moses was on psychedelic drugs when he heard God deliver the Ten Commandments, an Israeli researcher claimed in a study published this week.

Such mind-altering substances formed an integral part of the religious rites of Israelites in biblical times, Benny Shanon, a professor of cognitive psychology at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem wrote in the Time and Mind journal of philosophy.

"As far Moses on Mount Sinai is concerned, it was either a supernatural cosmic event, which I don't believe, or a legend, which I don't believe either, or finally, and this is very probable, an event that joined Moses and the people of Israel under the effect of narcotics," Shanon told Israeli public radio on Tuesday.


It really is the only logical explanation once you eliminate "sheer fiction". You don't come up with stuff like talking burning bushes without some help.

Moses was probably also on drugs when he saw the "burning bush," suggested Shanon, who said he himself has dabbled with such substances.

"The Bible says people see sounds, and that is a clasic phenomenon," he said citing the example of religious ceremonies in the Amazon in which drugs are used that induce people to "see music."


One fact the family values crowd hates (OK, they hate all facts), is that drug use is and has been a cultural universal for thousands of years. Of course ancient man used drugs, and of course this influenced their legends and religions. Talking bushes and talking donkeys? Sounds like they had some really good stuff. It also explains why the 10 Commandments is actually a pretty poor list. How else does one explain the obsession with graven images, and lack of concern for rape.

Monday, March 3, 2008

Airline Deaths and Coincidences

I recently had a harrowing experience on American Airlines, where my traveling companion had a partially collapsed lung and there was a real possibility she would need oxygen on the flight. Luckily American did a great job of getting us home quickly and that was unnecessary. But you have to imagine how it looked to me the very next day when I woke and read this headline:

Woman Dies on American Flight

And I proceed to read that the woman died in the plane with doctors and nurses trying to save her, and where 2 oxygen tanks were empty and the defibrilator didn't work. Needless to say it gave me a chill.

It's the sort of thing that seems like an incredible coincidence, one requiring some sort of explanation other than sheer mathematics. "Perhaps it was a sign from the gods", some would say. "What are the odds?" will ask others. It was the same airline, same problem with breathing, the same day, etc. How can you just say it was a coincidence?

Here's how. Whenever calculating the probability of something occurring, it is crucially important to clearly identify what that something is. Whenever someone says "What are the odds of THAT?", consider what exactly one means by "that". If I roll 10 dice and get 10 1's, and someone says "What are the odds of THAT?", is "that" really just 10 1's? Strictly speaking, yes, and the answer is (1/6)^10, a small number indeed. But in the context of "this is too unlikely to be coincidence requiring some more fanciful explanation", "that" is not just 10 1's. It's also 10 2's, 10 3's, 10 4's etc., perhaps even alternating 1's and 2's, the sequence 1,2,3,4,5,6,1,2,3,4, and a whole host of other results that might prompt the "What are the odds of THAT?" question. For that is what "that" is: not the particular result that you observe, but the set of results that prompts the question.

It is important to remember that the result of any particular roll of the dice is tiny, just like the set of coincidences on plane flights. So saying "the odds of that are very small" doesn't tell us anything we didn't already know before you rolled. It is akin to the difference between someone winning the lottery tomorrow, and the odds of you winning it.

So sure, it seems freaky that it was another woman on the same airlines on the same day with the same problem. But it would also have seemed freaky if they flew from the same city (they didn't), had the same medical condition (not: heart problems vs lung problems), both needed oxygen on the plane, or had both died. There are tons of variables, and yet only a few matched. By only focusing on the ones that match, we greatly increase the probabilities of such seemingly miraculous coincidences, to the point where they are not miraculous at all.

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Biofuels, the Environment, and Funding Studies

In the Who's the Most Obviously Biased contest, we give you The Minnesota Soybean Growers Association and the Minnesota Soybean Research and Promotion Council who suspended grants to the University of Minnesota after researchers there concluded that global warming could actually be made worse by growing biofuels.

The study, by University of Minnesota ecologist David Tilman and others, said that dedicating huge amounts of land to grow corn, soybeans, sugarcane and other food crops for fuel could drastically change the landscape and worsen global warming. Farmers in the U.S., Brazil, Indonesia and other countries will need to clear forests, grasslands and peat lands on a massive scale to grow more of those crops, according to the research, unleashing far more carbon dioxide from natural vegetation than is saved by the lower emissions of the biofuels.

And what exactly were the farmers problems with the study?

Ethanol industry officials criticized the study as a simplistic analysis that doesn't include the economic benefits for those who grow biofuel crops or the environmental cost of continuing to rely on petroleum. "The study was over the top by implying that biofuels were bad," Palmer said. "Farmers were extremely surprised that it came out, why it came out, and that it came from the University of Minnesota."

How are economic benefits going to change the impact on climate change? If they are implying that economic benefits somehow reduce say emissions by lessening demand, they should be more explicit about it, because that point is far from obvious. The economic benefits might cause more demand for even bigger and better things. Such counterintuitive results are common. Airbags didn't decrease insurance costs, they increased them.

Also notice the complete lack of any kind of factual critique. Why was their result over the top. Maybe biofuels ARE bad! This is right out of the IDers playbook: lose the science game, blame the scorekeepers. Their own possibility of error is never given even passing consideration.

But the best comment? This has to be read to be believed:

"The university hurt the farmers' feelings, OK? That's probably the best way to say it," said Jim Palmer, executive director of the two groups.

Earth to Jim Palmer: science doesn't give a shit about your feelings. That aside, surely a professional PR guy would understand how ridiculous that comment makes them look. Now any study funded by this group will rightly be considered biased, since they obviously pick and choose their researchers according to who they most believe will give them the answers they want. That's essentially cherry-picking data, and it ain't science.

Hat tip: Pharyngula